Another survey (stolen from JR ;D)

100 useless facts about me

Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? Closed or cracked

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? Nope

Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? Virgin alarms sounding in 3...

Where is your next vacation? I don't have anything planned but a camping trip up north or out west would be nice. Tahquamenon Falls or somewhere in the Rockies

Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No but I stole a traffic cone

Who do you think reads these? You?

Do you have a calendar in your room? Probably an old one mixed in with other junk

Where are you? JR's house 😎

What's your plan for the day? Chill out with my bro 😎

Are you reading any books right now? I want to be. Maybe I'll borrow one of JR's books

Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Only if I have a reason to

Have you ever peed in the woods? You're missing out if you haven't, not gonna lie...

Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? I don't dance ever

Do you chew your pens and pencils? Nah

What is your "Song of the Week"? Hmm... How about Crossroads by Tracy Chapman?


Do you still watch cartoons? Sometimes, The Simpsons mainly

Whats your favorite love movie? Saw

What do you drink with dinner? Water or milk

What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? Hear me out... Ranch dressing I,m sorry

What is your favorite food/cuisine? CEREAL

What movies could you watch over and over and still love? The Iron Giant

Last person you hugged/kissed? I don't even remember the last time I was hugged, haha... But I'm not a huggy guy anyway.

Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Nah

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? I'm blushing!

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Uhhhhh...

Can you change the oil on a car? No but I'll be your passenger princess. No I won't, that was a joke

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Would that make me sound cool?

Run out of gas? Sure, in the lawnmower

Favorite kind of sandwich? Tuna WITH potato chips on it, orrr... Pb&j


What is your usual bedtime? Idk, 10pm-ish

Are you lazy? :) Yeah

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A bedsheet ghost. A zombie once. That's it

Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Noooo :(

Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? Playmobile. Grow up

Are you stubborn? I don't think so

Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Elemenopeterman ftw

Ever watch soap operas? Occasionally

Afraid of heights? Eh, depends on how high

Sing in the car? Yep

Dance in the shower? Pbbbbt

Dance in the car? Christ, am I human or am I dancer?

Ever used a gun? Been a while but yeah

Do you think musicals are cheesy? They can be but so can anything

Is Christmas stressful? I don't do xmas

Ever eat a pierogi? Yep. Ever eat ass?

Major annoyance right now? Nothing, I feel pretty good lately :)

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? I... Don't know if I ever thought about it... Uh.

Do you believe in ghosts? The question is, do you believe in ME? :3?

Ever have a deja-vu feeling? Not super often but yeah, it's happened before

Do you take a vitamin daily? Nah

Wear slippers? Slipper socks if it's really cold out

Wear a bath robe? If you don't, you don't know what you're missing!

What do you wear to bed? That's between me and the bed >:(

Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? BOOOO, CORPORATIONS! HISSSSS!

Nike or Adidas? BOOO! BRANDS!!!

Cheetos Or Fritos? Neither... 😰

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds but JR is right, pumpkin seeds are better than either of them


Ever taken karate? No

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Perhaps... My boyfriend? ;)

Can you curl your tongue? I did it a total of once. And never again managed to curl my tongue :(

Ever won a spelling bee? In 6th grade I was in like the last 10... In my class LOL. It was mandatory participation at that level.

Ever cried because you were so happy? I don't think so?

Own any record albums? Nuh uh :(

Own a record player? Nuh uh :(

Regularly burn incense? Nope

Ever been in love? Heheh... Yeaahhh...

Hot tea or cold tea? Both

Tea or coffee? Coffee... Is ass

Favorite kind of cookie? GIVE ME YOUR FORTUNE COOKIE!

Can you swim well? Not really but well enough to not drown if I fell in a pool or something

Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? The concept of not being able to do this is so weird to me...

Are you patient? Fugazi knows how it is.

Ever won a contest? No

Ever had plastic surgery? Snever snad snastic snurgery?

Which are better black or green olives? They all taste like the smell of rancid gym socks

Can you knit or crochet? Can you?

Wash room or bathroom? Men go potty, bro

Do you want to get married? Ehh. Ehhhh

Who was your High School crush? My boyfriend :D

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Do you lie and grow a tit until you mow your own hay?

Do you have kids? Now that'd be a shock to me on so many levels

Do you want kids? No

What kind of mom are you? ❓️

Do you miss anyone right now? Guess

Who do you want to see right now? Guess