FURRIES HACKED INTO PROJECT 2025????!!!

So I woke up this morning and found out that GAY FURRIES have been working hard to hack into not just Project 2025, but also NATO, Israel, The Heritage Foundation, and other bad stuff. They also plan to leak information about the people involved in these movements for us to make fun of them. I didn't really have much hope for our futures in the US because of how cultish many Trump supporters are, and also the fact that he's trying to make it possible for someone, convicted of any crime like him, to be able to run for president and get elected in the near future. If all of this is true about the furries, then I'll be very proud. I already didn't hate them, but this makes them even cooler... How can you be surprised anyways? Usually furries are pretty wealthy and work important jobs just to be able to purchase suits and visit conventions, so of course they would try to hack into the evil system these old ass motherfuckers are trying to force on the U.S..

I found a conversation between one of the furry hackers and Mike Howell, who is basically the ring leader of Proj. 2025. Howell said, "Are you aware that you won't be able to wear a furry tiger costume when you're getting pounded in the ass in the federal prison I put you in next year?", the hacker responded, "such unprofessional language from an executive director, would you mind if I shared this? :3". "Please share widely. I hope the word spreads as fast as the STDs do in your degenerate furry community.", said Howell. "meow :3" said the furries, and Howell responded, "Beastiality is a weird sin. It shows you've gone a 'few clicks' too far in trying to satiate your deviant appetite."... "what's ur opinion on vore.", said the furry hackers.   

By this, I can tell that the hackers don't give a fuck about the bs Howell is spewing, and by their own God damn right. The furries ended this conversation off by saying, "you do not follow God if you use religion as a crutch to hate people. while I hide behind a screen to fight for my rights, you hide behind religion to attack the rights of others." Clearly, Mike Howell's pity party proved him to be weak in front of those he despises the most, this gave me a good laugh today.     


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Andy

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common furry W tbh

its always the gay furries that help people out, and honestly, I'm not complaining. From the gay furries who hacked the heritage foundation to the gay furries who raised money for a public library which had its money unlawfully held by the governor in Florida, and Maia Arson Crimew who is a bisexual lesbian furry who managed to leak America's no-fly list (who is the only one I know of by name lol)


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plum

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i saw some of the chat logs on twitter and it was hella cool im so scared for my future if project 2025 does go through somehow


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Agreed. I think most people will fight against it as long as we keep spreading information about it, and educate people on how to stop being ignorant.

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i think so too, ive seen a lot of people spreading and speaking up about how awful it is so i have some hope for sure

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