HELLO EVERYONE TODAY I WILL TELL YOU 4 DIFFERENT REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD COMMIT TAX EVASION!! LETS FREAKING GOOOOO

REASON NUMBER ONE: IT SAVES MONEY, DID YOU KNOW YOU LOSE MONEY BY PAYING TAXES?

REASON NUMBER TWO: IRS STINKS!! I WOULD NEVER TRUST THEM WITH MY MONEY, EVER!!!

REASON NUMBER THREE: IT MAKES YOU REALLY COOL!!! WITHOUT PAYING TAXES, YOU COULD GET COOL CARS AND BE COOOLEST IN THE INTERNET!!!

REASON NUMBER FOUR, THE FINALE!!!: YOU CAN JUST FLEE TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY IF THEY EVER FIND OUT! JUST DONT GO BACK AND YOU ARE SAFE!!!

THANK FOR READING!!!