Blognamehere/Blogpost #13

As usual, this is me saying nonsense for a dozen paragraphs. If you dont want to read all that, skedaddle on outta here! Like a beetle. Skattle skittle skattle on away, my little scarab. haha.

Wow, its been a couple days since I did one of these huh? Well Ive been doing bad, so  I guess thats normal. Well, into the blog I guess. Ugh my hair is so annoying, like. How the fuck do I make this all hold in place, look good, not get all up in my fucking face, you know. Its bs I swear. always getting caught in my earrings too

Oh my computer screen is glitching. Lines are.. appearing and moving around. This thing is so fucking busted, I stg. I thought it  broke from water damage like 6 years ago, but it still works somehow. Its like 9 years old at this point.. crazy. I wish technology lasted longer, this is all gonna decay some day. The data will corrupt, the charger port will warp, the boards will fry, and all will disappear. Shit sucks.

Speaking of shit sucking (poorly phrased), my eyes are so bad. cant read stuff like 4 feet in front of me.. Lame. Also like Im super sensitive to bright light, my eyes take forever too adjust. Have you ever felt your irises stretch? Its the weirdest feeling, your eyeballs feel tight. Its... kind of fun for a second, then it just gets annoying.

Woah hey so, my guy, heres the deal. I just found the band mephistofeles, its really good. A lot of the songs are kinda samey, but I still like it. Really classic sound, and the guitar is really fun. You should check it out if you like 80s/90s metal. Its a bit chiller than that, but.. hey, not everything needs to stick exactly to a genre does it? Like will wood and the tapeworms. What the hell is that guys deal.

Oh, speaking of mephistopheles,(demon not band) A woman stole a couple coups of my blood the other day and did unspeakable things to it. like.. spinning. What The Fuck, My Guy. Apparently I'm severely deficient in Vitamin D. My fault for always wearing long pants/skirts and hoodies and stuff I guess.. Also only going out at night.

Theres nothing to do at day tho, im in the middle of fucking suburbia. At least at night theres no people and I can just chill on some dudes porch and run from a goose I didnt notice sleeping and sat right next to that bit me with its devil bird teeth that it has on its tongue like some kind of fucked up godless monster.  (purely hypothetical btw. That definitely never happened to me. Bloody bastard birds could never go up against me! Im too amazing.)

Im wondering again.. does anybody actually read these? Please just leave a comment saying... 'Paprika' or smthn if you got this far. Not really any good reason to read so much of my silly little brain gobbledygook.

Hey where the fuck am I pulling all these weird ass words from, I'm not british. Its.. Unnatural for me to be using all this fanciful language. I sound like an 1800s pickpocket the way I'm using all these words. I should be weirder, I think that'd be fun... Nah I need to have mainstream appeal. Cant alienate ppl too much! Besides, Ive got this semi-cool girl thing going on. I don't wanna mess that up now do I?

Lets ruin it right now! Golly gee, I sure do query whether cannibalism is a jovial activity to partake in, or bloody bollocks? (weird topic matter... whatever. People taste like deer btw. Why do I know that. What. )

Okay anyways. Have u had tamales? They're so fucking good, I swear. Theres this little taco place near my house, and like. Well first off its gonna be good, theres guys yelling in spanish from the kitchen. But.. Los tamales son divinos. Yo juro, es tan buena. (I don't speak spanish but I think I got that right. If I got that wrong blame the girl from the psyc ward who taught me two years ago). Like.. Cmon. Tacos and stuff are good, but theres some things you just cant beat.

Im lucky to have so many good non american/european restraunts around, I mean butter chicken is good and all but have you ever had a really good really spicy goat vindaloo? no? You should if you can.

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Boo, Im out of things to talk about. no fun. Alright, have a great day whoever reads this. I hope each day is better than the last or whatever. Peace out nerds