Explanation for why I love zapp brannigan

A question I usually get asked by my friends or just random people is “why do you love zapp brannigan” well I’ll answer it yayyy

I do explain it to them but I decided to explain it fully since I think it’s a bit more easier ^J^

To start off I think it’s worth mentioning how my hyperfixation of zapp started. Towards the end of 2022 I just randomly thought “why is bender my still my favourite futurama character I don’t even pay attention to him that much” and I was thinking of random futurama characters that I thought would be my favourite but alas I couldn’t find any!!!!!!

That was until I flicked through my futurama comic and saw zapp!!!!! (specifically the title page for “DOOP the right thing”) sorry for sounding cringe with this but it really did feel like love at first sight!!1!1! After that I started watching all of zapp’s episodes and taking over 500 pictures of him. 

Okay so now that’s out of the way I should probably explain what made me so attracted to him!!!!! First of all he looks so cute his blonde hair looks so soft and his grin makes me incredibly flustered :3 I also adore his sense of fashion as well!!!!! I think it’s ironic I say that because I’ve never actually felt velour before. It looks pretty though!!!!!!!!!! His voice is very calming as well and since I have issues with loud noises it’s always comforting to hear his soft voice when I’m worried about stuff like that

Zapp brannigan is also a big comfort for me……like a REALLY big comfort. Whenever he’s on screen it makes me so happy to see him it’s almost as if it’s special way of saying hello to me!!1!1 I always bring a figure or plushie of zapp with me whenever I go somewhere to help when I get nervous. And there you go woahhhhhh how amazing……euegh