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Dear diary. Last night I watched 7 hours of a video entertainment program. It was called Diablo 4. Within this entertainment was a lady named Lilith. She was quite the goth mommy. I guess legally speaking she’s the ULTIMATE goth mommy, queen of all mommies. Unfortunately there was some disturbing news that surfaced from this mostly joyous entertainment.
What I discovered was -> Metaproid <- did NOT watch Lilith. He did not support the ruler of spooky mommies. He and RobGraves were succumbed by tub and kitchen. It’s shocking to discover that Meta has been lying to everyone and has NO interest in goth mommies. He was merely chasing false mommie clout. It’s unfortunate that when Lilith finds out she will ban his access to all goth mommies and expose his TRUE identity that is LOVER OF PREPPY MOMMIES. 😳 😱🤯😲😧🫢🫨😬
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Oompa
Oh wow! What a disappointment meta is. I personally have Lilith in my contacts. Glad to see I'm not the only one keeping up with the goth motherhood trends.
metaproid
LISTEN HEAR BUSTER I'VE HAD TO JUST ABOUT UP TO HEAR WITH THIS NONSENSERY THERE'S GONNA BE BIG HECK TO PAY
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NEOPETS ACCOUNT BUCKO CUZ I KNOW YOUR PASSWORD IS FAKEGAMER22
"DAD"? MORE LIKE "BAD"
Tell it to your girlfriends at the GAP and Aeropostale!
by Dad; ; Report
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW MY FRIENDS ONLY SHOP AT THE HOT TOPIC, SPENCERS, AND THE CRACKER BARREL
by metaproid; ; Report
Holy guacamole this got intense, time for me to throw some slander in the mix. Meta can't get a goth mommy to save his life, due to his lack luster pizzazz and small earlobes. Dad drinks to much to get any game in the goth community. Can't you guys see. Oompa is the ruler of hot chick heaven with all the goth mommies.
by Oompa; ; Report
PiperGee
The whole time we were wondering where Meta was..."kitchen" was probably code for Rob teaching him how to score the preppy mommies!
Though I am happy to learn that Rob didn't in fact drown in the hot tub.
I score no mommies of any kind. To homely. I look to meta for inspiration on getting with the mommies
by Mr Rob Graves; ; Report
They were both nowhere near anything related to goth. Mathematically they were closer to the GAP.
by Dad; ; Report
it's true! I think I saw them together at Old Navy the other day.
by PiperGee; ; Report
Mr Rob Graves
I must admit. I was showing Meta my spooky kitchen. Sorry man.
Further proving his lies
by Dad; ; Report
Invilis
Goth mommies will tell you that I'm a good boy.
I hope so
by Dad; ; Report
baphomet666_MONSTER
How dare you @metaproid ! ;)
Appalling
by Dad; ; Report
He should go and get a life!
by CertifiedGothMommy; ; Report
Certified goth mommy would know
by Oompa; ; Report