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| The Longest Survey All About Me!!! by ul_luv_itttt | |
| About Me | |
| Time Started: | 10;53am |
| Name: | eli |
| Nickname: | flurtz |
| Birthday: | oct 7! same as thom yorke yo..n sadly that bitch simon cowell.. |
| Place of Birth: | errr tha hospital i hope dawg |
| Status: | bord in tha office..skippin class... |
| Hair: | dark brown n pretty short.. |
| Eyes: | dark brown too.. |
| Height: | round 5'4..short ass...im growin yo...so prolly taller....not sure! |
| Weight: | idfk i havent checked id prolly say like.150 idk im a fatass thas all ik |
| Left or Right Handed: | right..who tf is actually left handed |
| Heritage: | MEXICO N PALAU BABEYYYY |
| Religion: | err idk i like god n jesus! pretty fond of those guys |
| Favourites | |
| Season: | SUMMER YO! |
| Month: | october..tha GOAT |
| Holiday: | halloween cuz i can dress all spooky n scare my friends n lil kids in haunted houses.. |
| Place you've been to: | ROCK ISLAND BABEY!!!! crazy sunburns tho... |
| Music genre: | hmm...prolly hip hop or numetal ofc |
| Colour: | GREEN! tha color of xbox n boogers |
| Number: | 12 ofc..cant ya tell? |
| Animal: | CATS N MUNKIES |
| Food: | oooouuu...thas hard..i luv me sum food....prolly bunuelos or red rice made by a chamorro mom |
| Drink: | MTN DEW!!!!!!!!! *salute* |
| Alcoholic-drink: | err ion drink em cuz they taste like shit..margaritas r pretty fire tho |
| Television show: | SPONGEBOB! |
| Ice Cream flavour: | rocky road ofc.. |
| Cereal: | cinnamon toast crunch is tha GOAT |
| Movie: | EVIL BONG! |
| Actor/Actress: | uhh..idk...adam sandlers pretty funny.. |
| Have You Ever... | |
| Kissed in the rain: | eugh..rain water would get in my mouth n gimme a cold dude..naw |
| Stripped for somebody: | fuck naw...thas sum gay shyt |
| Skinny dipped: | fishies would crawl up my asshole NO! |
| Gone out with somebody because you felt sorry for them: | no cuz if ion like sum1 imma say YO! ION LIKE YO BITCHASS |
| Lied to your boyfriend/girlfriend: | ive lied 2 evry1 foo.. |
| Cheated: | on a test? HELL YEA N PROUD! on sum1? HELL NO N PROUD! |
| Lied badly to a friend: | lied? fuk yes. BADLY? FUK NO! i keep it...99..ion lie 2 homies like dat! |
| Fallen inlove: | hell yea |
| Done something you badly regretted: | everyday son |
| Gotten somebody in heaps of trouble to save yourself: | .....fuk yea.. |
| Bought something you didnt even want: | no..cuz i aint no money waster ion got enuff 4 dat dawg |
| Broken somebodys heart: | yup..i only dont feel bad 4 em cuz ion like em! |
| Had your heart broken badly: | only when my cousins steal my food..D': |
| Been rejected.. Don't lie nowww!!: | for romantic shyt? naw cuz ion confess no shyt...tf!? |
| Rejected somebody for shallow reasons: | yeah....well if i got ma definition of shallow reasons right.. |
| Pretended you were friends with somebody you hated: | nah unless it was 2 spy on em 4 a homie..if i h8 sum1 imma make it known! |
| Do You... | |
| Have your licence: | uhh..no... |
| Own a car: | i mean..my parents own 1.... |
| Have any pets: | YES N I FUKN LUV EM 2 DEATH |
| Have any siblings: | yes n i h8 em 2 death..2 lil brothas.... |
| Smoke: | i aint tryna kill ma lungs @ this age yo.. |
| Drink often: | mtn dew yea! |
| Go clubbing: | sure when i gawt my friends.... |
| Have one night stands: | hell naw.. |
| Often lie: | uh.....yea..i try 2 keep it 100 tho yo.. |
| Swear: | EVRY HECKIN SECOND MY FELLA! |
| Have a job: | uhhhhh i do tha dishes does dat count |
| Have any bad qualities you'd change: | yea..ALL OF MY QUALITIES! |
| Random | |
| Longest relationship: | err idfk ion do relationships..maybe like 5 months around dat |
| What's you natural hair colour: | dark brown like i said btch |
| Do you wear contacts/glasses: | sadly i gotta wear glasses but i never do so i jus walk around blind as a bat |
| Ever kissed a stranger: | hell yea spread tha luv babey |
| Hardest time you've gone through in your life: | err idk...but im harder |
| Have you ever betrayed a friend: | HELL NAW! |
| Can you speak another language: | err..pinche puto.. |
| Any special talents: | not much....i guess i can roast ppl.. |
| 5 things you'd love to do beefore you die: | idk but skatin off 10 roofs is 1 of em |
| Who was the last person you went to dinner with: | obama. |
| Do you get along with your parents: | uhh sumtimes yea.. |
| Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you: | personally? naw...or..ion think.. |
| Person you'd consider to have the best relationship with: | uhh prolly my homies or my cousins |
| Do you go gym: | sumtimes.. |
| Best and worst physical feature: | best maybe my hairline..man idfk..worst prolly my whole face... |
| Best and worst personality trait: | best err idk worst evrything i aint a good guy yo.. |
| Do you find it hard to be honest: | naw |
| Does your bedroom have a theme: | bro wtf kinda rich ppl shyt is a themed bedroom..my bedroom is flurtz theme! |
| Do you like taking pictures: | hell yeah foo |
| If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: | B MORE BUFF!!!!!!! |
| Ever been extremely jealous of somebody: | EXTREMELY? naw not rlly |
| Ever wanted what you cant have: | yea..tha ability 2 b good at thps.. |
| Favourite perfume/cologne: | idk whateva 1 is on my uncs dresser |
| Favourite flower: | PLUMERIA DA GOAT |
| What country do you wish to visit most: | japan cuz it looks cool yeah i already went there like a few months ago but i wanna go back....i miss ma room..so cumfy dawgt |
| Do you wish you could have a specific person back in your life: | my auntie :'C |
| Would you ever dye your hair red: | hell yea |
| Can you draw: | uhhhhhhh ill leave u 2 judge |
| Last person you kissed: | prolly my homie lowkey |
| Last person who told you they cared for you/loved you: | uhh prolly my homie again |
| Are you missing anybody: | yea..all my homies.....cuz im skippin class |
| Do you have a crush on anyone: | hell yea a lotta anyones |
| Dream job: | idk i jus wanna do whutevas fun n will get me monie |
| Wish you were.....: | tony hawk... |
| Last person that messaged/called you: | my homie ryn |
| What are you doing tomorrow: | errrr prolly gon skip all my classes like how im doin 2day or maybe do sum side quests n dip |
| Have a deep dark secret?????: | yes....muehahehehae... |
| Time finished: | 11;14am |
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| General... | |
| Full Name?: | eli |
| Age?: | 14 |
| Birthday?: | oct 7 |
| Zodiac Sign?: | library |
| Religion?: | uhhh god n jesus r ma homies but ion partake 2 much in religion |
| Hometown?: | CK BABEY |
| Current Location?: | office @ sckool skippin again like i said i would! im jus psychic yo.... |
| Current School?: | lets leave dat 4 a more important time.... |
| Brothers and Sisters?: | 2 lil brothas.. |
| Pets?: | 6 DOGGIES I LUV 3 of em live @ my grams but idc i still luv em sm n 2 kitty cats 1 kitty lives at ma grams 2 but idgaf |
| Describe Yourself in 3 Words..: | stupid lame n smelly |
| How Old do you act?: | 6 at most.. |
| Do You... | |
| Go to Church?: | err on fridays..most of tha time |
| Care what people think of you?: | meh not much y care bout whut lame mfs have 2 say |
| Have any Regrets?: | all of em.. |
| Have a Dark Secret?: | muahahhhaaha yes.. |
| Believe in Fate?: | hmmmm...sure!!! |
| Have a Crush on Someone?: | yea but i aint no rizzler... |
| Who is... | |
| Your Hero?: | uh idfk dawg prolly my unc |
| Your Most Hated Person in the world?: | dat mf joretia.. |
| Your Bets friend?: | ryn |
| The last person you yelled at?: | prolly my unc or my lil bro...maybe my homie 2 idk i yell a lot |
| The celeb everyone compares you to?: | nobody brah....my lil bro says i look like caseoh but thas jus cuz he jealous of my muscles yo |
| Your Loudest Friend?: | soph |
| Your Shyest Friend?: | uh idk maybe ash |
| Your Funniest Friend?: | ryn |
| Your Most Annoying Friend?: | my mind |
| Your Laziest Friend?: | me..im my own friend |
| In Your Top 5?: | all of em... |
| What... | |
| Have You Done Today?: | its only 8am yo..i got ready went 2 tha office now im chillin |
| Is the wether Like Outside?: | pretty sunny as usual yk.. |
| Time did you go to bed last night?: | like 2am...now im real sleepy dawg |
| Time did you get up today?: | errrrr maybe 6am idfk |
| Time is it right now?: | 7;58am |
| Are your first thoughts waking up?: | on weekdays: FUK EVRYTHING!!!!!!!! on weekends: jds hot as hell |
| Do you smell of right now?: | idk i didnt put no perfume or nothin....also perfume aint gay u jus projectin..i kinda smell like laundry |
| Are your favourite things to do?: | yo mama |
| Is your biggest weakness?: | idfk...whuts ur definition of weakness |
| Is your biggest fear?: | ROACHES but not rlly fear cuz i aspire 2 KILL ALL OF EM BITCHES |
| Mood are you in?: | hmmm chill! |
| Will you do after this?: | continue 2 sit in tha office till its time 2 go home then SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK out |
| When's the last time... | |
| You played thruth or dare?: | idk like last week |
| What's the worst you had to do?: | idk..evrything.... |
| You Played Spin the bottle?: | maybe like a month ago idk |
| With Who?: | fuk ya sayin rn.. |
| You went on holiday? Where to?: | japan!!!!!! err bout 3 months ago? idk december-jan yo |
| You ate a piece of fruit?: | day b4 yesterday..yesterday i ate nothin but chocolate n cookies yo |
| You drank alcohol?: | like a few years ago..shyts NASTY |
| And the Last... | |
| Thing you ate?: | ragu str8 frum tha jar babey |
| Thing you said?: | "shut up i aint cookd" |
| Person you spoke to?: | im pretty sure my lil bro when i was tryna run into tha office |
| Stranger you met? Where?: | uhh this guy i asked 4 a high five from wit my friend in a store prolly i jus felt like givin him a high 5 cuz i liked his shirt |
| Place you went?: | sckool.. |
| Thing you bought?: | shyt idk i barely buy anythin..prolly mtn dew from tha store |
| Person you talked to on the phone?: | ryn or well callin..textin idk who im always textin bruh |
| Person you hugged?: | idk prolly my homie |
| Person you kissed?: | ....lowkey prolly my homie 2..ion do no lip action only bromance yo |
| Time you had sex?: | neva..ion engage in dem sus activities!cuz imma kid yo |
| Game you played?: | prolly splatoon cuz there was jus a splatfest..but i 4got |
| Person who annoyed you?: | evry1 in this office.... |
| Party you went to?: | went 2 a party on saturday @ tha beach n jumped off tha dock n had fire ass food ts was awesome n tha dock is high asl n it was high tide yo.. |
| Song you listened to?: | bugg by mugg |
| TV show you watched?: | uhhh prolly..the nutshack... |
| Movie you watched?: | i think scooby doo live action whateva its called |
| Sport you played?: | prolly soccer |
| Magazine you read?: | sum thrasher magazine my bro got |
| Relationship you were in?: | idk like a year ago |
| Have you ever... | |
| Danced barefoot in the rain?: | BAREFOOT???EUGH I AINT TRYNA GET PARASITES |
| Cried for no reason?: | errr yea |
| Laughed so hard you cried?: | yes....@ tha unfunniest shyt 2.. |
| Done drugs? If so, What?: | nah other than like weed but jus once yo.. |
| Smoked?: | yea but do NAWT smoke yo lungs needa live (unless its weed then its ok) |
| Drunk so much you passed out?: | naw cuz ion drink ts is 4 lameos |
| Sat on your rooftop?: | yea i jus sat up there like 2 days ago ts is nice asl |
| Cried over a movie?: | ....coco..n spongebob..... |
| Been in an auto accident?: | yea but jus small 1s.. |
| Been to hospital?: | yea i was jus @ tha emergency room whut like a month ago.. |
| Met a Celebrity?: | only like frank tha crank..we kno him personally yo...im jus famous like dat heh |
| Kissed someone of the same sex?: | .....yes a lot |
| Ran away from home?: | yes.........who hasnt tho fr |
| Lied to Someone?: | yea..i keep it 99 yo |
| Been Lied to?: | fuk yea who hasnt |
| Broke a bone?: | almost.. |
| Cried yourself to sleep?: | errrr ion think so |
| Love | |
| Hve you ever Been in love?: | yessssssssss |
| Have you ever had your heart broken?: | err not really..my heart breaks evrytime sum1 steals ma food.....cough ma CUZNS. |
| Ever broken a heart?: | errrrr i hope not but im pretty sure yes |
| Have you ever been cheated on?: | nah |
| Have you ever had a threesome?: | exqueeze me.. |
| Are you dating someone?: | nah |
| Do you love them?: | NO! they can DIE!!!!! |
| Whats your longest ever relationship?: | id liek a few months |
| Do you believe in love at first sight?: | HE HE HELL NAW well i guess this girl @ sckool i only like her cuz she looks all pretty but idk.. |
| Do you like to cuddle after?: | ion do them sussy activities so Answer N/A! |
| Trimmed, shaved or wild?: | all of em |
| A little or a lot of tongue?: | all of it |
| Does sex = love to you?: | err yes whut else would it b..i guess sex wit a hooker wouldnt rlly b luv jus sum fun |
| In the opposite sex... | |
| Hair color?: | any i guess.... |
| Height?: | yo id say shorter than me...but im fukn short asl....hey at least im taller than tha shortest nba player!!!!! |
| Weight?: | any tha bigger booty tha better |
| Biggest turn off?: | not bein a certified fortnite og yes sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Biggest turn on?: | idfk bein KOOL |
| Short or long hair?: | idk any |
| Older or younger?: | errr....as long as they aint a lil kid..i aint an edp |
| What is your favourite... | |
| Movie?: | evil bong |
| TV Show?: | spongebob |
| Color?: | green baybeh |
| Food?: | bunuelos or red rice made by a chamorro ma |
| Ice cream?: | rocky road yo |
| Alcaholic drink?: | none of em...THEY ALL SUK |
| Non-alcoholic drink?: | MTN DEW N KOOLAID |
| Song?: | uh thas hard man idk.. |
| Fast food joint?: | mcdonalds cuz thats like tha only 1 where i live ig... |
| Animal?: | CATS N MUNKYS LIKE I SAID |
| Sport?: | basketball n soccer |
| Sports team?: | lakers niners n dodgers will 4eva b my fav teams in evry sport |
| Place to be?: | hmm idfk..tha dock prolly |
| Place to visit?: | PALAU!!!!!!!! |
| Place to chill out?: | this random apartment wit a sittin place outside |
| Actor?: | idrk any actors brah..adam sandler.... |
| Actress?: | idfk any actresses |
| Restaurant?: | OOOOUUUu himawari or zoom chicken 101% |
| Quote?: | im gonna tickle you bro |
| Subject?: | hmm none of em... |
| Season of the year?: | SUMMER |
| This or That? | |
| Showers or baths?: | showers..who tf takes baths...gay ahhhhhhhhh |
| Kiss or hug?: | hug!!!!!! |
| McDonalds or Burger King?: | FIRST OFF FUK BURGER KING CUZ WE RIDE WIT MCDONALDS YEA DAS THA TEAM |
| Day or Night?: | NIGHT!!!!! |
| Too cold or too hot?: | TOO COLD!!!!!!!!! |
| Friends or Family?: | FRIENDS!!!!! |
| Personality or Looks?: | errrrr PERSONALITY..BUT LOOKS MATTER!B HONEST YO |
| Finish this sentence... | |
| Lets talk about..: | fashion! |
| How are..: | ur spacehey stats! |
| Why..: | r u ugly! |
| I am..: | hawt! |
| Crazy Lil..: | bitch! |
| Get..: | outta here cunt! |
| Take this survey | Find surveys Pimp My Profile 100 USELESS FAX ABT ME100 useless facts about me: Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? open unless i b watchin sumthin scary....then i close it jus in case... Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? HELL YEA DAWG FREE SHAMPOO N CONDITIONER TF Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? hell naw Where is your next vacation? bruh u think ik.. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yea who hasnt.....i lowkey wonder where it is neow Who do you think reads these? errrrrr nobody unless ppl who wanna hear useless shyt bout me Do you have a calendar in your room? nah..i jus write whuteva i gawt on my mirror or sum random paper..sumtimes i put em on my door 2 rememba but nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Where are you? my room yo What's your plan for the day? finish cleanin out ma closet n eat @ my grandmaz.maybe beat up uncle vegeta 2 Are you reading any books right now? nah ion read lame ahh books Do you ever count your steps when you walk? sumtimez dawg Have you ever peed in the woods? ofc....all tha time..ok not all tha time yo but ofc brah Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? sure..i can jus sing tha song myself Do you chew your pens and pencils? hell yea they taste yummy What is your "Song of the Week"? idk lemme chek whut song i listened 2 most this week holup.....left by folder!real shocker huh Is it okay for guys to wear pink? yea evry1 looks fire in pink Do you still watch cartoons? fuk yeah dawg Whats your favorite love movie? err does evil bong 2 count as a love movie id say so What do you drink with dinner? water..whut else.... What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? ketchup n hella mayo...i LUV mayo...no homo What is your favorite food/cuisine? idk whateva balutan i get frum parties b HITTIN LIKE CRAZY esp tha red rice n hotdogs.. What movies could you watch over and over and still love? tha spongebob movie Last person you hugged/kissed? prolly my dad i huggd him Were you ever a boy/girl scout? HE HE HELL NAW they gay Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? depends on how much money im gettin.. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? idfk ion rly write letters... Can you change the oil on a car? tbh HE HE HELL NAW Ever gotten a speeding ticket? nuh but ive been in a car wit sum1 who has Run out of gas? yea Favorite kind of sandwich? HAM N CHEESE N HELLA MAYO SOLOS SOLOS SOLOS ALL OTHAAAAAAA Best thing to eat for breakfast? ion eat breakfast a lot but prolly cereal....or anythin wit rice What is your usual bedtime? like 12 or 1am Are you lazy? hell yea When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? cats cuz i was uncreative asl last halloween i was myself..a mexican!cuz i didnt plan no costume..had 2 come up wit sumthin....n it wouldnt b offensive if im already mexican Do you have any magazine subscriptions?\ nah but i like 2 buy whateva skatin magazines i see @ tha store ig Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? THE FUK IS A LINKIN LOG....LEGOS BRUH Are you stubborn? idk..ppl say i am so prolly... Who is better...Leno or Letterman? who tf r these ppl dawg i aint no nerd like u Ever watch soap operas? only when my aunties put em on Afraid of heights? nah Sing in the car? sumtimes if im alone n tha songs dat good.. Dance in the shower? hell yea Dance in the car? mf yall have space 2 dance in tha car?????????? Ever used a gun? yea jus 1 time cuz im a good lil fella! Do you think musicals are cheesy? HELL YEA Is Christmas stressful? err no its jolly Ever eat a pierogi? wtaf is a pierogi bruh...i lookd it up n its a dumpling.PIEROGI.ITS A FUKN DUMPLING BRO n yes i luv dumplings!!!!!!! Major annoyance right now? idk.....not a lotta things!ig im pretty hungry.... Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? a vet so i could b wit kitties n shyt or sumthin badass like a wrestler or a pro sk8r Do you believe in ghosts? HELL YEA I SEEN EM MYSELF FOO Ever have a deja-vu feeling? errrr yea sumtimes Do you take a vitamin daily? only wheneva i rememba..which aint daily Wear slippers? hell yea who doesnt wear zoris evrywhere they go.. Wear a bath robe? hell naw thas sum zesty shyt squidward ahh What do you wear to bed? whateva i was wearin earlier unless i had actual clothes n wasnt dressin like adam sandler then i jus change into shorts Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? idk ive only been 2 kmart in tha past 8 yrs cuz i dont have any of those where i live but guam has kmart.....so ig kmart.. Nike or Adidas? A.D.I.D.A.S. Cheetos Or Fritos? CHEETOS BAYBEY Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? i only like rlly sunflower seeds wit chocolate.....so maybe peanuts.. Ever hear of, "gorp"? what tha fuk is that. Ever taken karate? nah only taekwondo or howeva u spell it..dont mess wit me son....i can still karate kick n chop yo ass....... Ever kissed someone of the same sex? yes. Can you curl your tongue? hell yea i can make a lil clover 2 Ever won a spelling bee? nah cuz i aint no nerd takin spellin bees bro Ever cried because you were so happy? no wtf brah Own any record albums? errr idk i gawt sum in tha office Own a record player? hell naw i aint a wrinkly bitch Regularly burn incense? hell no i aint no hippie Ever been in love? prolly yeh Hot tea or cold tea: ion like tea unless its sweet asl....so cold.. Tea or coffee? COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!idgaf if it makes me short i luv it Favorite kind of cookie? idk bro chocolate chip Can you swim well? hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? yes..who cant... Are you patient? hell naw Ever won a contest? HELL YEA Ever had plastic surgery? errrrr no i think im a lil 2 yung 4 dat dawg Which are better black or green olives? i like my olives like i like my ladies booty Can you knit or crochet? errr no.. Wash room or bathroom? tf is tha difference i thought washroom was jus a fancy way 2 say bathroom Do you want to get married? uhhhh idfk bruh Who was your High School crush? dawg idk Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? errrrr no ion think im a toddler Do you have kids? dawg do i look old Do you want kids? idfk if my siblings wont have kids i can fight then ill jus get 1 What kind of mom are you? mf whut Do you miss anyone right now? errr ig my homies Who do you want to see right now? not rlly nobody.......i wanna see a big plate of birria tacos tho | |
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