Oompa Explains the Titanic (!Spoilers!)

2001, the tragic incident known as the Fall of the Titanic was the day we will all remember due to the famous movie "Titanic and the 7 Dwarves." This film showed exactly how the event went down and Oompa is here to explain it to anyone who hasn't heard of it. The Titanic was the first man powered iceberg, and the biggest one at that. The voyage was from Florida to the Philippines and had 895 passengers aboard the sturdy iceberg. Unfortunately, one night, halfway through the journey, the captain noticed a large fishing boat right in the icebergs path. Colliding at the insane speed of 5mph the iceberg shattered into many pieces, leaving all the passengers drowning with no nearby boat to hop on. I am still sad about the event to this day due to my 5th cousin's great grandma's life being taken away on this merciless plunder. That settled my choice to never ride icebergs because of my lack of trust in the manufacturers. Be sure to tell me which one of your relatives passed away on the Titanic in the comments and don't forget to give kudos if you think this passage was informational or helped in any sort of way.