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Dear diary, wow… I don’t even know where to begin. I just got some major disturbing bad news from Metaproid. He said that Bob was talking trash with Mertle about me. Bob thinks he’s a better gamer. And meta thinks goth mommies don’t barf when they see him. Kinda sad when you think about it. I shouldn’t tell them the truth. Mertle wouldn’t like it. Can’t bove how much gossip there has been lately. Sheesh. 🙄
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CertifiedGothMommy
The weirdest thing happened to me today. So that weirdo (said his name was Metal Turd or something) approached me and offered me $5,000 for a photo plus bonus if I had some friends who whould join us. He didn't look like he'd have any money so of course I declined.
Also, I can't stop thinking about that good-looking guy dancing in khaki pants, a shirt and a tie I recently met. Dreamboat. I wish I had asked him for his name but there were so many women around him already that I didn't even have a chance.
helley
As an expert in editing photos I’d like to say this looks photoshopped. Bob would never say those things
Prison time for Meta guaranteed
by Dad; ; Report
I'M GOING TO SEND DAD TO PRISON AND MAKE HIM PAY FOR IT TO BE BUILT. THIS IS THE BIGGEST WITCH HUNT OF THE CENTURY AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT
by metaproid; ; Report
PiperGee
I am truly SHOCKED
Same
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Oompa
MARTIN LAURENCE MLK GEORGE LUCAS HALF LIFE DICEKINGDOMS HUNT SHOWDOWN LOVE SPACE CONTINUITY CHAIN CUNNING EDGE GRAPHICS FOR ELBOW PUNCHERS.
see this strange old man is on my side
by metaproid; ; Report
metaproid
A LOT OF PEOPLE TELL ME--AND LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS--MR. METAPROID, I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN GET SO MANY GOTH MOMMYS AS MUCH AS YOU, HOW DO YOU DO IT?
i once HAD AN EXPERIENCE WITH ONE OF THESE GOTHIC MOTHERS AND it was amazing. yet IT WAS THE ONLY OCASION I HAVE EVER HAD WITH one that i must tell to you. THERE ONCE WAS A GOTH MOM THAT OOMPA HAD SEEN FOR A BRIEF SECOND, but it felt like a year to oompa. her STAIR SENT A BUTTERFLY FROM HIS SPHRINCTER TO HIS ELBOW THEN TO HIS EARLOBE, THEN HIS HEART. oompa never thought he would feel this feeling again since the tragic accident with george s. LUCAS. THE MOTHER GOTH ENCOURAGED OOMPA TO EAT HIS ORANGE. SO I DID. I GOBBLED THAT THING UP LIKE IT WAS FREAKY TUESDAY AND I WAS HUNGARY. IT WAS THAT SAME DAY THAT I FOUND OUT I WAS UNDER ANESTHESIA AND GOT A COMPAINT FROM THE DOCTOR FOR BEING TOO QUIRKY. over and under i learned that i thoroughly enjoy being unconscious.
by Oompa; ; Report
The top lawyer in Uruguay just called me and said you can be sued for lying. You owe me like $86 now
by Dad; ; Report
hmm... I don't know that anybody has ever called you Mr. Metaproid... SUS!
by PiperGee; ; Report
I am now debt
by Oompa; ; Report
Longest thread of comments
by Dad; ; Report
metaproid
ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I KNOW A LOT A LOT A LOT OF GOTH MOMMYS YOU JUST DONT KNOW THEM THEY GO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL
I am familiar with the TERM GOTHIC MOTHERS AND WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU OF PAST EXPERIENCES I HAVE HAD WITH SUCH BEAUTIFUL BROADS. one time I had a fantastic personal experience with one. A glance from one sent me into SHOCK MAKING A SHORT BUTTERFLY RUN THROUGH MY BODY, THEN IT HAPPENED, THE LADY TOOK WING RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES. EAT an orange she said in her dark edgy tone. so I did, I pooped that orange right into my oral cavity. ONE DAY I MIGHT FIND ANOTHER GOTH MOTHER, BUT FOR NOW THAT IS THE ONLY TIME
by Oompa; ; Report
Moth Man
After witnessing the heinous crimes Bob committed, I have to side with meta here. He makes some really good points and goth mommies appeal to my goth side.
Careful apparently Meta is lying to cover up for a much bigger crime. This is just a distraction as he covers his tracks. Don't get involved and become an accomplice.
by Dad; ; Report
I can't believe it. You think you know someone and they go an lie about goth mommies. SHM. Thank you for guiding me back towards the light, Dad. I shant fall for meta's trickery again no matter how many times he promises to share goth mommies with me.
by Moth Man; ; Report
DAD IS THE ONE LYING ABOUT THE GOTH MOMMIES ITS A WITCH HUNT FOLKS EVERY DAY THE GOTH MOMMIES THEY TELL ME "MR. METAPROID YOU GET SO MANY GOTH MOMMIES" THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY "MR. METAPROID ALL THE GOTH MOMMIES SAY YOU'RE THE BEST GAMER AND ALL OF US GOTH MOMMIES LOVE YOU" STOP BELIEVING THE FAKE NEWS FOLKS
by metaproid; ; Report
Sorry, Meta. You lost all credibility the moment you said Dad is lying. Dad is incapable of lying, it's not part of his programming. I'm starting the doubt the existence of these goth mommies. I doubt metaproid is even your real name. 👀
by Moth Man; ; Report
I HAVE PHOTO EVIDENCE JUST CHECK MY NEW BLOG THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME FOR DAD
by metaproid; ; Report
metaproid
GOTH MOMMYS LOVE ME AND I HAVE A LOT OF THEM THAT I KNOW AND THAT WOULD LOVE TO BE WITH ME HOW DARE YOU THIS IS A WITCH HUNT
I have a LOT of Goth Mommy friends and none of them knew who you were... I don't know that I believe you!
by PiperGee; ; Report
He knows my mom and I would love to mention how much of a Goth Mother she happens to be.
by Oompa; ; Report
Don't say that in front of Mr. Metaproid!
by PiperGee; ; Report
THIS OOMPA FELLOW IS CORRECT WHY I JUST TOOK HIS GOTH MOTHER ON A ROMANTIC DINNER TO CHILIS LAST NIGHT
by metaproid; ; Report
AS TO ME NOT GETTING ALL THE GOTH MOMMIES IT'S ALL A HUGE HOAX PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME THIS ALL THE TIME THAT I'M THE BEST AT GETTING LOTS OF GOTH MOMMIES
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Lukas [ThatLuckyPanda]
Smh. Dad is clearly the superior gamer.
Thank you 🙏
by Dad; ; Report