personality survey <3 (from Ippyhaj)

i'm bored as fuck so i'm doing the first survey i see :)

1. If you could commit any crime (within reason) without consequence ONE time, what would it be?

• idk if this is basic but rob a bank OR grand theft auto OR beat the shit out of a cop 

2. Favorite feature you have? Could be appearance and/or personality.

• mmmm probably my lips or my girls lmao i really like my dimples too that's probably the only consistent one. personality wise i like how open minded i am ig and my ability to emphasize :) i'm also fucking hilarious or whatever but i digress

3. What's something harmless that you have a Strong opinion on?

• ooo this is an interesting one. i would say ai but i don't think it's harmless at all. maybe certain trends on tiktok like i recently saw one high schoolers were doing where they would take a candid picture of their crush and just post it online. this is borderline stalking or it could turn into it and idk i think we're all going down a very dangerous path and getting way too comfortable on the internet. we need laws for this like now actually

4. How many bees do you think you could beat in a fight?

• literally none i hate bugs u could rob me with a bug i'm not even kidding i'd kms in front of u

5. If you could replicate any one noise perfectly, what would you want it it be?

• a cat's pur or the sound of the ocean

6. Favorite shape?

• definitely a triangle she's very cunty OR a star if that counts ?

7. Who is your anti hero? Someone you look to as an example of who not to be?

• ummm my father ! god forbid

8. What is something you are working on right now? (Could be personal, could be a hobby/work)

• insecurities but that's a running theme in my life. consistency's a big one ! umm technically poems but i'm very sporadic with that

9. Do you have a favourite poem? If so, paste it here

• don't have one rn but i'll get back to u on that

10. What animal do you exude the energy of? (not what you want to be, what you realistically would be)

• probably a sloth or a beaver maybe a cat idk any lazy animal. let me cite my sources:
• "Beavers tend to be cautious and risk-averse, preferring to follow established procedures rather than taking chances. They are also known for their analytical skills and ability to organize complex information." 
• "The sloth, with its unhurried demeanor and languid movements, is an emblem of patience and introspection. Renowned for its deliberate pace, this unique creature exemplifies the importance of taking one's time and relishing the present moment."
• "The cat's emblem of wisdom reveals in particular the courage to discover the unknown and good timing in the things we accomplish. Those with the cat as their spirit animal may be encouraged to create a balance between independence and moments of companionship."