Joe biden jokes to make you the coolest fella in the group chat

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?

Because he can’t sniff their hair.

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

Neither of them respect boundaries.

Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?

Because he'd lose his sense of smell.

What’s Joe Biden’s favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders

edit: so i found out these arent good jokes about me.


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Is that like the polish word for monkey

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