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TF2 HEADCANONS

not a lot for now but some of this is stolen / inspired by fics 

- everybody thinks spy just abandoned scout as a child and yeah thats true - but spy has always been in scouts life while he was growing up. scout doesn't know this. scout remembers this weird guy with greyish hair who he'd see all the time growing up - one time when scout was fairly young he got seperated from his ma and his brothers and was panicking a lot trying to find them when a random guy just came out of nowhere, comforted him then disappeared as soon as his ma and brothers found him (spy told his ma where scout was <3 love those two)

- the whole team is basically found family, i disagree with the headcanons that say the whole team hate eachother or medic hates the team or scout is the most hated of the team. THEY ARE FOUND FAMILY GUYS!!

- engineer is like a parental figure to scout and pyro, scout feels like he can tell engineer anything (engineer being a better dad than spy real)

^ adding onto that, heavy is a brotherly figure to scout 

^ also adding onto the engineer headcanon, spy likes to go invisible and listen while scout tells engineer stuff. he wants to be a good dad but doesn't know how so he sits back. engineer knows this and tries his best to help spy 

- SCOUT ISNT THAT STUPID. he doesn't know how to read yeah but he wouldnt do the most stupidest shit and he wouldnt act like an annoying stupid sexist asshole.

^ in the comics he literally respects women (miss pauling)

- Blu Scout and Red Scout act like they hate eachother a lot but they actually meet up a LOT out of battles at the crack of dawn or something to just talk because they have a lot of similarities < it all started when blu caught red just sitting there alone watching the sunrise ages before battle and ended up deciding to chill with him instead of just killing him and sending him to respawn

SCOUT IS SKILLED AT SKATING. ROLLERSKATING, ICESKATING OR SKATEBOARDING IT DOESN'T MATTER.

- some headcanons if they weren't in the 60s or soemtihng

scout would definitely like lego, so would engineer and pyro, they'd all play with it in their spare time except scout would deny the fact he likes lego 

medic would probably listen to kesha (to be fair he'd probably listen to cannibal and hes probably an actual cannibal...)

- okay back to normal headcanons 

- convinced scout and pyros rooms are right next to eachother and they have a door that connects both of their rooms

- medic talks a LOT like a LOT and most of the time it'll be gossip. to ANYBODY he tlaks a lot to that blu spy head in his fridge. he ends up gossiping to heavy a lot and to scout (scout cant back out of it because medic does it during surgery AND WHEN SCOUTS AWAKE)

 a few blu team headcanons

(these are just my opinions)

- the whole blu team "hate" eachother. a few of them can handle eachother there and there but most of them act like they hate eachother and its quiet at base

- they are way more serious than red team, a bit strict on the whole "no friendships" thing (except blu soldier.)

- blu scout acts like he hates red scout, but he actually doesn't. red scout acted like he hated blu scout at first, and was really competitive and cocky to blu scout thinking he was an asshole then started warming up to him when he realised blu scout just doesnt know how to be friendlyish or how to make friends (scoutcest guys JOOOKING)

- blu sniper and scout enemies to lvoers...

- more professional and take their job more seriously than red team

- blu scout and medic hang out a lot, even if its in silence 

- blu scout has a lot of piercings




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real scout tf2

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so real me


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real scout tf2

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real scout tf2

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real scout tf2

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so real me


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⭐️; 311/Tavish

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this is on the page 8 of the top blogs :3
grabs you and squeezes you


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IT JS? HOLY SHIT

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RAAGH I LOVE UR HCs


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THANK YOU KILLS YOU KILLS YOU but in a good way!

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consensual cannibalism medic real


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or maybe he can just drink their blood... like a vampire.

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that aint feral enough *hits*

by boone λ (#1 Charles Smith fan); ; Report

JEEZ FINE I WAS TRYING TO BE TAME

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Nothing buts facts🙏🙏


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