Garrulous Jaw: 2, Thongs N' Dongs

  Somethings are meant to be hidden, especially from your kids. That's something I feel like everyone agrees on. Not just for the sake of a child's innocence but also just as a general sense of being responsible. Most reasonable people would agree on this. 

  Lucky for me, my mom is not most people, nor reasonable. 

  We love in a small house, that I don't mind because I have everything I need. However I live with my brother, baby sister, and mother. My baby sister is young, like not even done with the first half of elementary young. Regardless a small house means we all share one bathroom. 

  My mom has recently gotten the habit of leaving her things in extremely visible areas, like the bathroom. Personally I find it irresponsible and inappropriate since a literal child could see them. 

  As of that's not bad enough, she leaves her "toy" in areas where anyone could bump into it. 

  It's disgusting, it really is. What grown woman leaves those things around with such a young child present. I've tried to talk to her about it and she turned it into an argument about me being nosey...ITS RIGHT THERE HOW AM I BRING NOSEY???

  I SHOULDN'T KNOW YOUR TOY IS PURPLE AND BATTERY OPERATED BUT I DO BECAUSE YOU LEFT IT ON TOP OF THE DRESSER IN THE ROOM WE SHARE. Girl, I am uncomfortable as fuck and disgusted. 

  No one needs to see your middle aged woman thongs for your short ass boyfriend. It's gross and lacking decorum and respect towards the CHILDREN you live with. It's giving midlife crisis, fix it.