Day 74 of taking it back! I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK!!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!

Headlines....

• Apology
• Coffee and Seinfeld 
• Wattpad boys
• Moby Dick 
• Elliot Smith 
• Conclusion

I don't have much to say today but first of all...sigh...I had a severe lapse in judgment...in my last entry I went on and on and on about how I was literally Jess Mariano and while I was writing it, my mom was watching Gilmore Girls. Just as I publish the entry, that very minute... Jess Mariano appears in a scene and he comes onto Rory and then gets mad at her when she doesn't wanna have sex. Maybe, the statements that I made in my previous blog post aged like milk. Maybe I am not the biggest Jess apologist anymore... speaking of milk though...

My milk was sour. I drank coffee and it tasted so bad. This was my special recipe so it should've tasted immaculate, it had everything and I made it just how I like it but I couldn't stand the taste. I drank it though! I drank it all! I thought I had made a grave mistake in the Slip_moth coffee making process but then my sister told me that the milk was sour. I'm so embarrassed to say this but I can't even tell you how many times I've consumed sour milk. I will say that it is more than two handfuls but it's never on purpose! I do this out of ignorance. I have realized that sometimes I'm a smart guy but then there are times when my IQ just drops to 0, not the kidding. You can't deny it, I consumed sour milk more than 10 times in my life! Some things in life are just inevitable, death, taxes, the need for excretion and me somehow consuming spoiled milk.

Anyway, my cousin came over today. She always has the worst things for us to watch. This time there was this TV show called My Life with The Walter Boys. It was terrible, a real wattpad story come to life. It's a mess! Watch it! I hated it and then we watched Ted Lasso which was marginally better. It wasn't the most eventful day but I'd be lying if I said it wasn't great seeing my cousin again. She's studying law, ya know? She's very smart. I sound like one of those really proud relatives (which I am!). 

Also, read some Moby Dick. I have 27 days until I have to hand it in again but if I read 5 chapters everyday, I can finish it in 26 days but I read 10 chapters instead of 5 yesterday so that leaves us at 25 days of reading left, so I can finish with two days to spare. I love this book though! It's so fun to read. It's long but please read it! 

I love how powerful music can be. I'm in one of my moods again. I was doing the dishes with my sister and this time she wanted to play music. She just had to play Elliott Smith! She had to play it! Now I'm in that headspace, Elliott Smith is like taking an addictive drug. You take it once and then you can't stop. He was my top artist of 2023 and I listened to him all the damn time, all the time. I listened to him all Day and every day! I'm not even a sad person, I'm really happy but Elliott Smith has a chokehold on me. 

Anyway, thank you for reading! See you tomorrow! Good bye! Please accept my apology!