homestucks please read PLEASE

please bmf if u r a homestuck PLEASE PLEASE i need homestuck friends

I KIN DIRK, DAVE, CALIBORN, CALLIOPE PLEASE IM COOL I PROMISE

im so sweet and kind PLEASE just BE MY FRIEND

also bonus points if u like 4chan, lolcows, or moe 2000's animes

i will kiss u please pelalalelsseee